Verhoffin

Also happy birthday to me.
Now 20. No longer a teen. Now so very old and bitter. Very,  very bitter... *replaces blood with sugar*
Whatever I was supposed to do as a teen, I probably didn't do it.
(curse you, non-lazily achievable age-specific stereotypes).

Hmm. What to say...
Uni has been good to me in terms of social development, as I've got better at talking to people. Slightly.
Educationally, it has just reminded me that I need to get round to another personality shift sometime soon.

Nothing of significant import has occured. What a wonderful life I live...

For those of you who read manga, I recommend Yureka.
For those of you who like reading books that could kill a yak, I recommend Steven Erikson's Malazan series. Long but worth it.

'Sup, y'all?

This current incarnation of mine is now 1 more year closer to its use-by date...

And it seems to be getting worse alarmingly quickly.
How can I possibly be focusing LESS than I did at A-level?

How are you all?
I probably should have asked this sooner when I came home, but couldn't be bothered.
Oh well.

Hmm. Shortest journal ever.

Quail, puny mortals, for I once again walk amongst you, bringing terror and dread to all.

Along with large amounts of poking for katie and Jane.
And large amounts of torment just for katie.

If I can be bothered, that is... My plans for now are as follows: hibernate.


If this is a journal, I suppose I should include some past stuff... *sigh*

Physics has been a fascinating and enlightening experience during which I have learnt many secrets of the multiverse, some of which follow.

I have discovered that while I can easily function without sleep on minimal amounts of food, this may lead to inconvenient temporal disorientation. This is worse than spatial disorientation. Especially for a figmental being, who distrusts reality...

Tvtropes will ruin your life...
As will working in a building made of asbestos, pushing big red buttons, and sticking your hand in a home-made experimental fusion reactor.
But now I at least know why asbestos is harmful...
Uni is not a waste of time... If I get 35,000,000 people to say that in unison, it will become true.

Sleep is for the week.
And everybody else, except possibly the sleep-deprived. Nobody is really sure about them...

Figmental Beings are rubbish at reports.

Procrastination and apathy prevent you from doing anything about your procrastination and apathy.

If you meet people who play D&D, run before they persuade you to play. Otherwise, you are lost forever. Fortunately, I have a map.

Some of my new associates also want an evil lair filled with doomsday devices. We have formed an alliance.



Social Etiquette requires me to inquire as to your general mental, physical and spiritual health. Technically I should have done that first. Hmmm.

One more thing. Due to the amazing popularity of "12 days of ...." (7 more people favorited it than I expected :0, giving it a total of 2), Should I make more? AS rewording random songs seems to be the only artistic thing I have talent for. (for "artistic thing" read "thing" and for "talent" read "ability to do in a vaguely recognisable way").
Your responses to the above question include, but are not limited to :
1.Please god no.
2.DO IT THEY ARE TOTALLY AWESOME
3. I will kill you if you try, it is a crime against humanity
4. OMFGWTF

You may suggest songs. I am in no way bound to try.

Yet another fairly pointless journal entry due to boredom....

Have registered, so I am now, in theory, officially at Uni....
Also have a bus pass, so the bus drivers will no long keep on taking my hard(ly) earned cash...

As the title suggests, I have recently acquired some posters to brighten up my dismally coloured room. Who wouldn't be cheered up by cute fluffy bunnies trying to kill themselves in inventive and messy ways?

The first entity to tell me what the title is paraphrasing get five points...





Interesting... I seem to have done two journal entries in two days... how odd... could it be that i am missing some of my acquaintances? Surely not....

Hopefully I will be given some work, and stop wasting my time pestering you all... (at least, pestering you through DA. Pestering in general is in no way shape, or form a waste of time...)

By the time I meet any of my beloved/behated associates/acquaintances again, enough will have changed that they will no longer be the people I once knew....

On the plus side, there will be more people around that I can confidently say I will get along with, despite having never met them before...


I have arrived at my University hall of residence...
It is infested with PEOPLE, which is rather a problem for me....

The main appeal of the food so far is  that it is better than anything I could have done...

I also keep getting the feel I have forgotten to do something, as well. This is not good.
I have even more stuff to do tommorrow....
and also, i should be reading all the information I have been given, instead of creating a journal entry on DeviantArt. DAMN YOU, DA!

Am still getting used to the new laptop, and have yet to properly use the new mobile phone (it is annoying, small and possibly pointless. hmm, that reminds me of somebody....)

Also, I am neither panicked nor excited about this. Apathy is awesome isn't it?

That is it for this journal. I'm not even sure why I did it...